Mundungus Fletcher (dung_bombs) wrote,
Mundungus Fletcher
dung_bombs

A message for my faithful customers

Dear sir or madam:

First, let me take this opportunity to personally thank you for your interest in Mundungus's Guaranteed Qwick Grow Flora. However, due to some confusion with the current import/export regulations and a large rabid wolverine that I still haven't found the Qwick Grow Limited is temporarily suspending sales.

May I interest you in some other lucrative offers while you are here?

What? No. Those rumors are completely unfounded, I assure you. Charges have never been brought against me for that.

To the right are many "special" offers that my associates have agreed to extend to you, my faithful customers.

Once again, thank you for your interest and I will be sure to contact you once this silly misunderstanding has been corrected.

Mundungus Fletcher
CEO of Mundungus Fletcher Enterprises, Inc.
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