First, let me take this opportunity to personally thank you for your interest in Mundungus's Guaranteed Qwick Grow Flora. However, due to some confusion with the current import/export regulations
May I interest you in some other lucrative offers while you are here?
What? No. Those rumors are completely unfounded, I assure you. Charges have never been brought against me
To the right are many "special" offers that my associates have agreed to extend to you, my faithful customers.
Once again, thank you for your interest and I will be sure to contact you once this silly misunderstanding has been corrected.
CEO of Mundungus Fletcher Enterprises, Inc.